Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

 

Who would I give these products or gift certficates to?

• Compulsive hoarders

• Someone you have never received a gift from.

• The person who has everything, and we truly mean everything.

• The person who wants nothing for her birthday or a holiday.

• People who can only receive nothing as a gift, be it for spiritual beliefs, or because they have a position where something would be considered a bribe.

• And many more... 

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How do I know the item is authentic?

Unless specified otherwise, our products are shipped with a CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY, certifying the nothingness of our products.

 

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Do you ship internationally?

Yes we do ship internationally  when using our online store you will be presented with different shipping options (unless specified that a product is not shipped)

 

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What is your return policy?

Since you have received nothing you may chose to return nothing. However since nothing was returned we are unable to provide any refunds.

 

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What is your product warranty?

We provide an unconditional lifetime warranty for all of our products. In the unlikely event where you have NOT received nothing you may chose to discard whatever you received to get what you ordered - nothing.

 

We also guarantee that our product will truly last forever even under the most extreme circumstances.

 

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Your nothing is not really nothing it contains air and particles?

In most cases we define nothing in the sense of empty. For the purist this can mean that your package will contain air and particles - however if you look close enough you can find nothing, located between those particles and gas atoms.

 

If this is not good enough we either can offer our most affordable product called "nothing", or a cubic light year of pure nothing located in the Eridanus Supervoid, a 1 thousand light years wide hole of nothing which should satisfy even the most discerned purist. Both items can be purchased in our online shop.

 

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Why should I buy "nothing"?

There are many reasons why, depending if it is approached from a materialistic, a spiritual, a mathematical or hundreds of other view points.

 

Whether it is to make a statement against materialism, or whether it is to find your inner self or just to make an experience you can't make anywhere else. Our products constitute the ultimate statements of abundeness and wealth by showcasing not only your perceived pure abundance of money but also the implied worthlessness of anything but nothing - it is the perfect item whether you are an extremely wealthy individual, or very poor, or anything or nothing in between.

 

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Is this a joke?

No, make a purchase and find out for real. Except for our first product, we wil really ship the item specified, with your preferred method of shipping.

 

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