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Nothing $2
Our most basic and at the same time most popular product and also the most pure in it's essence.
With the purchase of this product, absolutely nothing happens as a result, we don't even attempt to ship you "nothing" or add a certificate of authenticity, like with the items below.
A purchase of this product of absolutely nothing, is very liberating and in many cases a spiritual experience especially in multiples of 17.
Buy it to experience it.
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Blank (small) $5
A small bit of nothing, ideal for the individual that is in need of a tiny little bit of nothing.
Package includes:
9 x 7 x 3 inches of Nothing
Certificate of Authenticity
Life Time Warranty
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Nil (medium) $19
Make a statement - by giving more of our precious nothing. Ideal for hoarders and people who value a gift by its size while still being economical.
24 x 8 x 8 inches of NOTHING
Certificate of Authenticity
Life Time Warranty
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Shipped anywhere with regular mail service
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2,184 cubic feet of nothing


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Nix (large) $41,500
Ideal for people whose ego is so big that nothing but the largest amount of NOTHING can satisfy their need.
2,184 cubic feet of NOTHING (39'5'' x 7'8'' x 7'10'')
Comes with Certificate of Authenticity
Life Time Warranty
Shipped anywhere by CARGO CONTAINER
Cargo Container is only used for delivery and will be retrieved after 3 days at the destination location.
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Allow a few weeks for delivery
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2.018E+38 cubic miles
(=1 cubic light year) of NOTHING

A cubic light year is a a square box where each side is 5,865,696,000,000 miles long.
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Supervoid $100
A cubic light year of pure nothing located in the Eridanus Supervoid.
This almost one thousand million light years wide hole of absolutely nothing is empty of both normal matter such as stars, galaxies and gas, as well as the mysterious unseen "dark matter".
This enormous mother of all nothings is located 8 billion light years away from earth at the following galactic location:
lII = 207.8°, bII = -56.3°.
View location on Google Earth
You now have the unique oportunity to own an enormous piece (1 cubic light year) of pure nothing located within this gigantic supervoid.
But hurry supply is limited.
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4 carats of nothing

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Sterling Silver Solitaire Engagement Ring $95
A solitaire engagement ring with a prominent display of nothing is the ultimate jewellry gift for your special someone, featuring 4 carats of nothing. It is a declaration of undying love and a measurement of your devotion to your sweetheard meant to last forever.
Diamonds can in fact be shattered, chipped, discolored, or incinerated to ash. This engagement ring is superior to a diamond setting, it features the only thing that truly lasts forever - NOTHING.
Metal: Sterling Silver
Sizes: 7, 8 and 9
Setting: 4 carats of pure nothing
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Gift Certificate $20
Having a hard time figuring out which product to give?
Surprise anyone with a gift certificate to be used exclusively on this web site.
Especially suited for people who have everything or people you have never received anything from.
The recipient will be thrilled to chose from our abundant selection of nothing and will remember this gift almost as long as our products last.
The gift certificate is a code provided to you on your receipt. So simply print out the receipt and give it to the recipient along with our website address.
Please note that no refunds for partially used gift certificates can be provided. Also no refunds can be granted.
Certificates are valid one year.
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Gift Certificate $100
The ideal gift for someone who can not make up their mind. Our $100 certificate will provide more funds to buy a whole lot more of nothing.
The gift certificate is a code provided to you on your receipt. So simply print out the receipt and give it to the recipient along with our website address.
Please note that no refunds for partially used gift certificates can be provided. Also no refunds can be granted.
Certificates are valid one year.
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Gift Certificate $41,500
Don't like restrictions. This gift certificate of all gift certificates will give the recipient enough funds to buy anything we have to offer on our store.
This product is especially popular with divorcees who want to convert their cash assets to this less liquid and more restricted asset, before handing it over to their former spouse and lawyers.
The gift certificate is a code provided to you on your receipt. So simply print out the receipt and give it to the recipient along with our website address.
Please note that no refunds for partially used gift certificates can be provided. Also no refunds can be granted.
Certificates are valid one year.
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